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/*haikus at http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html */
var today_obj=new Date()
var today_date=today_obj.getDate()
var tips=new Array()
tips[1] = "
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
-- David Dixon";
tips[2] = "
Something you entered
transcended parameters
So much is unknown.";
tips[3] = "
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
-- Chris Walsh";
tips[4] = "
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
-- Barry L. Brumitt";
tips[5] = "
Your file is so big
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.";
tips[6] = "
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-- Suzie Wagner";
tips[7] = "
wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
-- Nick Sweeney";
tips[8] = "
Aborted effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
-- Mike Hagler";
tips[9] = "
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
-- Simon Firth";
tips[10] = "
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.
-- Howard Korder";
tips[11] = "
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
-- Bill Torcaso";
tips[12] = "
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
-- Joy Rothke";
tips[13] = "
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
-- David Ansel";
tips[14] = "
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
-- James Lopez";
tips[15] = "
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
-- Rahul Sonnad";
tips[16] = "
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again. ";
tips[17] = "
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
-- Margaret Segall";
tips[18] = "
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
-- Brian M. Porter";
tips[19] = "
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
-- Cass Whittington";
tips[20] = "
This site uses frames
And yet your browser does not.
One of these will change.";
tips[21] = "
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
-- Francis Heaney";
tips[22] = "
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
-- Judy Birmingham";
tips[23] = "
The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
-- Jason Willoughby";
tips[24] = "
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”
-- Len Dvorkin";
tips[25] = "
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
-- Ian Hughes ";
tips[26] = "
I'm sorry, there's -- um --
insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...
-- Owen Mathews";
tips[27] = "
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
-- Pat Davis";
tips[28] = "
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
-- Charlie Gibbs";
tips[29] = "
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
-- Rik Jespersen";
tips[30] = "
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
-- Jason Axley";
tips[31] = "
Something you entered
transcended parameters.
So much is unknown.
Salon.com";